Song for the Bare Blade Tavern Brawl

Words and Music ©2003 by Monique M Bouchard, known in the Society as Aneleda Cytheria Falkonbridge.

"This is a special song for my favored muse, Ane du Vey. Note that in "amuse" there's always a muse! There are extra lyrics in case Vey isn't there to kil...er...honor. It was written at the Bare Blade Tavern Brawl in 2004. This is one of those songs that should be a warning to all those who would cross the bards...or try to carry them off with the cashbox..."

Wo ho hey
We'll drink and fight today
We'll vie for gold
And wealth untold
But only if we kill Vey*!

For `tis the Bare Blade Brawl
So come hither one and all
Leap through the din
Go rushing in
We'll carry ya if ya can't crawl!

Chorus * * * *

The bribes fly near and far
The dying are lit'ring the bar
The fallen run
Right out they come
To return with a rabid "yar!"

Chorus * * * *

We'll play our games of chance
And bet on the fencer's dance
The clink of swords
From brutal hordes
Lamenting their broken pants

Chorus * * * *

The tavern's full of cheer,
Paranoid men, and beer! (BEER!)
The blades hit high
The wounded cry
"Oh bring me my last one here!"

Wo ho hey
We'll drink and fight today
We'll vie for gold
And wealth untold
But only if we kill Vey!

Wo ho hey
We'll drink and fight today
We'll vie for gold
And wealth untold
But only if we kill Vey!
Kill Vey - But only if we kill Vey.

HEY!

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*Alternate choruses, to be sung if Vey isn't there.

Wo ho hey
We'll drink and fight today
We'll vie for gold
And wealth untold
and pillage our friends where they lay OR For we're fencers merry and gay!

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